Naughty professors, Arab babes = Mujahababes, Worth less American Lives, Send Barack Your Baby, and 5 reasons to vote for Ralph
Unlike junior high school gym coaches, in my opinion it is perfectly acceptable for college professors to fantacize or engage in sexual acts with their students…the trick is not to write about it on university email that you can be sure someone is reading. That’s just stupid…and frankly, don’t send that kind of email to anyone, it’s just creepy to begin with…
Ronald Ayers, a 60-year-old tenured economics professor, wrote that a “dumb” female student had the “full-figured nude model/pron star look,” and wondered whether she “waitresses in a nude or topless bar on weekends.” Adding that the student seemed the type to seek “the approval of older men,” Ayers noted, “I make no predictions other than that I will get together with her.”
Apparently pop culture and conservative muslim has created
a new breed of mermaid-like creatures, spotted by Stratton all over the streets of Beirut, Amman, Cairo, Dubai and Damascus. These are “muhajababes,” from “muhajabe,” a term for the veil.
IN the United States, the value of an American life has dropped by nearly a million dollars in five years according to the EPA, that may seem inconsequential to most folks since the current values is around $6.9 million, but look who is deciding this…it’s the fracking EPA! The Environmental Protection Agency has just come out and said that:
Consider, for example, a hypothetical regulation that costs $18 billion to enforce but will prevent 2,500 deaths. At $7.8 million per person (the old figure), the lifesaving benefits outweigh the costs. But at $6.9 million per person, the rule costs more than the lives it saves, so it may not be adopted.
This is a clear case of the Bush administration changing the value to avoid tougher rules. Is anyone surprised? Of course McCain isn’t surprised, one of his top economic advisors on Wednesday said that the United States is “a nation of whiners” who are in a mental recession.
Meanwhile, the Isreali Barak (that would be Prime Minister Ehud Barak) threatened Iran for testing missiles that everyone already knew they had.
Please Barak, don’t hurt the Muhajababes!
Maybe though, you want Barack Obama to kiss, hug, or hope up YOUR BABY! Now you can send Barack your baby…he is accepting those not near him by mail.
By the way, if independent voters all threw their support to Nader rather than trying to decide whether to vote for Obama or McCain, the man would actually have a chance at winning! All it would take is a few screw ups on either side and we could have Ralph Nader as our President!
Five issues that Nader rules on:
Telecom immunity. (He says no way)
Gun control. (It’s a good idea)
Death penalty. (It sets the example that killing solves problems)
Campaign finance. (Let’s get realistic and let someone besides the Demopublicans in the game)
Faith-based funding.
(Ummm..it’s kind of against what this country was founded all about)
Read more at votenader.org
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One Response “Naughty professors, Arab babes = Mujahababes, Worth less American Lives, Send Barack Your Baby, and 5 reasons to vote for Ralph”
You should definitely find a better job… actually that was pretty well written :)